1 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,762 [rock music] 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:20,937 {\an8}♪ ♪ 3 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,291 (Michael) Very good, Jim 4 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:44,127 your quarterly magazine Looks very good. 5 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,212 How's it going? In the library? 6 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:48,506 (Jim) Oh, I told you. I can't turn it off, so... 7 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:52,469 so you come Ask the master for advice? 8 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,262 [Chinese accent] Grasshopper, is that what you said? 9 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,348 Well, actually, You asked me to come here. 10 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,682 But yes. 11 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,018 Okay, okay, let me Show you how it's done. 12 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,687 Yes, I want to speak to your office manager, please. 13 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,689 Yes hi. This is Michael Scott. 14 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,274 I am the regional manager 15 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,360 by Dunder Mifflin Paper products. 16 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,738 I just want to talk to you manager a manager. 17 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:15,700 Okay, deal done! 18 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,243 [British accent] Thank you very much sir! 19 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:20,997 you are a gentleman and a scholar. 20 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,707 [normal sound] Oh, sorry. 21 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,250 OK sorry. 22 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,294 My mistake. 23 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,462 [clears throat] 24 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,382 that's a woman I'm talking, so... 25 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,550 She had a very low voice. 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,678 Probability unfumeur. 27 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,181 Donk... [Seracle Canyon] 28 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,599 That's how it's done. 29 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,061 J'ai, uh, j'ai été Worked at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years. 30 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,772 Four tails As Regional Director. 31 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,733 Well, that's how you are It's over. 32 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,985 Ah, hello, us All in all. 33 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,655 So this is my kingdom, à perte de vue. 34 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,157 Ah, that It was Pam, our receptionist. 35 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,118 [Imitate Bamm-Bamm] Pam, Pam, Pam! 36 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,327 {\an8}Pam Beasley. 37 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,872 {\an8}Well, Pam is with us, Uh... forever. 38 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,040 {\an8}Right, Pam? 39 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,125 {\an8}Well, I don’t know. 40 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,334 {\an8}If you think she is cute now 41 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,752 {\an8}You should see her a few years ago. 42 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,212 {\an8}Replay, replay. 43 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,255 {\an8}What? 44 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,715 {\an8}Hmm, message? 45 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,467 {\an8}Hmm...yeah. Just a fax. 46 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,469 {\an8}Oh. 47 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,846 {\an8}Pam, this is from the company. 48 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,180 {\an8}a few times i told you 49 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,473 {\an8}Yes a special adhesive 50 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,850 {\an8}Company stuff? 51 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:22,934 {\an8}You didn't tell me... 52 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,185 {\an8}It is called Wastebasket! 53 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,813 {\an8}[laughs] 54 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,399 {\an8}Look at that! 55 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,817 Oh, look at that face. 56 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,153 people say I'm the best boss. 57 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,529 they go, 58 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,947 "Oh my god, we never worked I've been in a place like this before. 59 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,116 "You're so funny. 60 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,326 and you will get the best outside of us. " 61 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:43,246 Uh... 62 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,958 I think That sums it up pretty well. 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,003 I found it at the Spencer Gift Shop. 64 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,550 ♪ Should I play for you ♪ 65 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,510 ♪ PALUM PAMPUM PUM ♪ 66 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:01,222 {\an8}[Imitation of drums] 67 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,142 {\an8}♪ I don’t have any gifts for you ♪ 68 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,353 {\an8}♪ Pa rum pa pum pum ♪ 69 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,063 {\an8}[Imitation of drums] 70 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,648 My name is Jim Halpert. I'm a sales representative. 71 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,485 Well, that means... 72 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:17,113 My job is to talk to customers Uh, on the phone, 73 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,533 About... Uh, quantity 74 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:25,997 And, uh, kind of... Photocopy paper. 75 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,875 you know if We can provide it to them, 76 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,670 If they could, uh... 77 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:32,921 Pay the money. 78 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,923 And, uh... 79 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,758 [Click language] 80 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,343 [laughs] 81 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,805 I...I'm bored too I'm just talking about this. 82 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,348 But this is a very Important work. 83 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,060 Without me, dozens of... There are dozens of them… 84 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:50,397 small business Will become paperless. 85 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,190 they should write in their hands 86 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:57,070 or sheets Or who knows, you know? 87 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,490 Total chaos. Total chaos. 88 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,159 I mean, or they could They're in newspapers elsewhere. 89 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,495 Maybe it's staples. I have no idea. 90 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,165 Dwight Schrute. 91 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,213 Dwight Schrute. 92 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,634 Schrute. 93 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,636 when i get up I said in the morning, 94 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,140 "Dwight Schrute, you will help 95 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,517 in management of the area". 96 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,353 this is a big geographical area. 97 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:34,274 so i called 9:00 am 98 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,109 It’s all about sales 99 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,571 Huge amounts of money paper products. 100 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,618 What is that? 101 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,287 What is that? 102 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,830 i still like it Seven years later. 103 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,874 What's new? 104 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,418 What's new? 105 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,504 What's new? 106 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,797 What's new? 107 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,633 oh. 108 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,387 [Groans, exhales] 109 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,513 are you okay? 110 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,140 Yeah yeah. 111 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,434 I played a little basketball Last night in the park. 112 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,894 Retrieve games. 113 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,771 But I will continue to pay today. 114 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,856 can you still walk Schrute? 115 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,107 Yes. 116 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,150 Yes? Did he tell you? 117 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,693 No. Oh man. 118 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,528 No, that's great. 119 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,781 We were there, you know, We are warming up, 120 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,948 Very little back and forth. 121 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,450 And these two people Go up, 122 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:29,162 One of them is very urban, Did you know? 123 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,538 do you know I said yes. 124 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,623 African Americans. 125 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,041 They look at us and think: 126 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,002 "Hey, these guys are She's in great shape, you know? 127 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,464 They are in their early thirties. Let's go. » 128 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,133 Oh! on them. 129 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,595 Look, I'm inside, I'm under the plank. 130 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,098 My elbow is like, "Pfft, pfft!" 131 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,600 Of course not, You can't go out. 132 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:51,768 I'm just struggling. 133 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,561 This guy is like, Sweat—— 134 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,897 he is a kind man Or crazy animals. 135 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,941 Only the sweat is flowing freely... 136 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,359 Not at my house! 137 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,985 shout obscenities loudly on their faces. 138 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,113 Five minutes, they said, "Of course not. 139 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,156 Man, we're getting out of here. 140 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,908 This is rubbish. [laughs] 141 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,159 This is a classic. 142 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,787 This is a classic. This is a classic. 143 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,623 Great. 144 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,793 [Exhale, groan] 145 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,799 What? 146 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,509 Nothing. 147 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,927 Okay, okay. 148 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,554 See you later. 149 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,097 OK. 150 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,682 Take care of yourself. 151 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,808 Get back to work! 152 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,523 (January) Try contacting him today. 153 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,817 Uh, I don't know, Just before lunch. 154 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,569 That's great. 155 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,029 (Michael) Business really doesn't interfere with me at all. 156 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,613 Jan Levinson-Gould-- 157 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,698 Jane! Good morning! 158 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,534 I called him Hillary Rodham Clinton. 159 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,661 Correct? Not in the front, because, uh... 160 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,622 Well, not because I'm afraid of her... 161 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,041 Because I'm not. 162 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,044 But, uh, yeah. 163 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,170 Okay, what's the matter? 164 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,963 do you want to add Is it on the agenda? 165 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,842 Hmm...I don't understand A diary. 166 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,385 Sorry...what? Sorry? 167 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,553 I don't have Any agenda. 168 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,513 Okay, I faxed a copy To you this morning. 169 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,974 Really? Because I didn't...I didn't... 170 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,809 Did we get the fax? This morning? 171 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,561 Uh, yeah, that-- 172 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:20,565 So why...why not? Is it in my hand? 173 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,484 Because a company manages About the effectiveness of communication. 174 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,402 Correct? [Imitate shooting] 175 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,820 Well, what's the problem? Pam? 176 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,656 Why doesn't he, uh, Why didn't I receive it? 177 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,034 you take it in the trash can 178 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:34,204 this is special Workbook. 179 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,875 Yes! Well, that's a joke. 180 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,335 it's a joke That, uh, 181 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,670 Actually My brother's. 182 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,837 That's—— [Laughs] 183 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,381 It should have been Along with the bill 184 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,423 This is not the case Great for faxing. 185 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,092 do you want Look at mine? Yes. 186 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,510 Yes I do. Thanks. 187 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,929 Well, since the last meeting, 188 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,263 Allen and the Board decide 189 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,099 we can't prove Scranton Branch 190 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,101 and Stamford locations. Oh well. 191 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,602 Michael, don't panic... 192 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,687 No no no no. very good. 193 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,063 very good. very good. 194 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,356 Michael, listen, okay? Don't panic. 195 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,108 Although the alarm bell has sounded It doesn't matter 196 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,609 Tacky, dirty and filthy! We haven't made a decision yet. 197 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,985 I talked to Josh at Stanford. 198 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,529 i told him like you, 199 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,905 it's one or the other You or he convince me 200 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,365 your branch Others can be integrated. 201 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,825 Okay, no problem. 202 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,451 However, this means Staffing will be reduced. 203 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,704 I don't want to Listen to this, January. 204 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,123 because of downsizing Be a bitch. 205 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,500 She's such a slut. 206 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,461 I don't want that About Josh's men. 207 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,547 I absolutely won't I hope my men can do the same. 208 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,841 or women, Except for current companies. 209 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,342 Sorry, uh... 210 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,804 Is Josh worried? Downsizing, himself? 211 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,888 Without lowering yourself, 212 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,473 But is he worried? About downsizing? 213 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,770 [laughs] 214 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,814 Q: How long? Should we take action... 215 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,150 [phone ringtone] 216 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,152 Todd Parker. Great representation. 217 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,153 Did I bother you? What if I accept it? 218 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,696 Go for it. 219 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,780 hawker. 220 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,240 (Todd) Hey, big queen! 221 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,783 Oh, this...is inappropriate. 222 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,369 Hey, this is bro Gilalari Are you coming today? 223 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,871 Well, I don't know. I don't know what you mean. 224 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,915 Listen, what I mean is Ask him a question. 225 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,834 Carpet? Does it match the curtains? 226 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,294 OMG. 227 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,087 Oh! 228 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,631 This is... terrible. 229 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,760 It's terrible. 230 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,679 Terrible people. 231 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,599 So you think we can Keep it a secret for now? 232 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,392 I don't want people to worry unnecessarily. 233 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,852 No, absolutely. 234 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,270 Under this system, 235 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,688 No way Leave this office. 236 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,148 that's all. 237 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,567 [whispers] So what does downsizing actually mean? 238 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,943 Well... 239 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,487 [whispers] You need to update your resume, 240 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,821 Just like me. 241 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,239 I bet that would be me. 242 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,408 It could very well be me. 243 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,494 Yes, that's you. 244 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,455 But you are often late. 245 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,541 My name is Angela, I'm responsible 246 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,168 of the accounting department. 247 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,838 There are three of us: Kevin and Oscar. 248 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,383 Not very worried About Downsizing Now 249 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,885 because i think You met Kevin, 250 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,512 And, uh... 251 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,514 I don't want to be fired. 252 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,308 It's a good job for me. 253 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,311 Because I need free nights. 254 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,939 I'm in a group. 255 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,316 Oscar is, uh... 256 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,276 Oscar, how should I describe him? 257 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,570 He's like a stapler. 258 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,906 Do I need a stapler? Yes. 259 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,410 but i'm still the only one This should push it down. 260 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,745 I don't want to be fired. 261 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,457 This place is like, Five minutes from my house. 262 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,875 I have a serious problem Question to you. 263 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,419 Yes? 264 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,754 [laughs] Well, are you going to Angela's kitty party on Sunday? 265 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,465 Yes, stop. This is ridiculous. 266 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,633 (Michael) Will I tell them? 267 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,759 No, I won't go Tell them. 268 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,927 I didn’t see it The purpose of this. 269 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,096 As a doctor, you don't tell the patient 270 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,639 If they have cancer. 271 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,975 All these people Walking 272 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,435 They were happy, 273 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,020 and their lives I just keep going, 274 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,272 Ignorance is bliss. 275 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,606 but if they knew what is hidden 276 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066 On the other hand This fence 277 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,902 This furry monster... "I'm going to make you lose weight!" 278 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,696 No, they won't... They will panic. 279 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,073 I don't play God. 280 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,783 They look to me for support, 281 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,287 they look at me Seek guidance and leadership, 282 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,832 I think, if i could lie to them 283 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,544 it serves them, This is what I'm going to do. 284 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,254 I think it's best a happy idiot 285 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,798 That, uh... 286 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,093 that person Who knows the truth. 287 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,929 What you don't know... 288 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,514 Well, it might hurt you, 289 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,392 but if you don't know it won't hurt you, 290 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,937 Then you can be happy At least for a while. 291 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,147 Hey! 292 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,690 Hey! This is Mr. Scott. 293 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,650 Guilty! Guilty as charged. 294 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,235 Ryan Howard from temporary agencies. 295 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,320 Uh-huh. 296 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,654 Danny Quan asked me to get out of the car. Start today. 297 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,074 Howard, like Mo Howard, The Three Stooges. 298 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,909 Look at this, it's Moe. 299 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,243 Pooh! Pooh! Pooh! Pooh! Pooh! 300 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,246 oops! Ha ha! 301 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,664 Ah, right here. The Three Stooges. 302 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,333 High five! Oh, Pam. 303 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,918 This is a man's story, Pam. 304 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,378 I kind of look like Comedy major. 305 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,671 [laughs] 306 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,506 Take a look at this. check it out. 307 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,676 [Yelling in fake German] 308 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,055 [laughs] 309 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,431 I am Hitler! 310 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,058 Adolf Hitler. 311 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,851 [Speaking in fake German] 312 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,353 I don't think that's the case worst thing 313 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,355 If they let me go. 314 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,024 Because then I can... 315 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,734 It's just...I don't think It’s the dream of many little girls 316 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,362 Become a receptionist. 317 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,572 Well, I like to draw illustrations. 318 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:23,284 Well, mostly watercolors. 319 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,662 A few grease pencils. Well... 320 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,373 jim thinks They are good. 321 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,041 I, uh... I just... 322 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,627 I don't know next step So be it. 323 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,839 Uh, I do, It's just...I don't... 324 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,175 I think I'm just waiting for someone Call and act like, 325 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,053 "We need 1,000 oars Photocopy paper, envelopes, 326 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,557 and someone to explain A children's book. » 327 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,267 Dunder Mifflin, It's Pam. 328 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,519 These are the sellers. 329 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,229 they let us Lots and lots of money. 330 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606 Guys, is this true? 331 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030 This is accounting. Numbers, guys. 332 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,948 Not allowed to work This description misleads you. 333 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,658 They were all completely crazy. 334 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,203 Especially this guy. He is mentally ill. 335 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,330 Not literally, of course. That won't work. 336 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,667 The last place you want someone to be Like this, this is accounting. 337 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,799 Very interesting, I'm stupid. 338 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,509 Art Johnson. [desrires] 339 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,637 So, um, it's a crazy place. 340 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,390 {\an8}Sure...uh, Mr. Davis, Let me call you right back. 341 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,267 {\an8}Yes, something just happened. Two minutes. 342 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,019 {\an8}Thank you. 343 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,437 Dwight, What are you doing? 344 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,938 What? What are you doing? 345 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,191 I'm just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate. 346 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,192 It's not on your desktop. 347 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,485 Cela se chevauche. 348 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,028 Tout deborde Beyond the edge. 349 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,782 One word, two syllables: demarcation. 350 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,499 You can't do that. 351 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,167 why not? 352 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,543 Security vulnerabilities. 353 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,880 I can fall and break through... an organ. 354 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,049 We'll see. 355 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,801 [Mobile ringtone] 356 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,013 You see, that's why This whole downsizing thing 357 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,598 It just doesn't bother me. Reduce headcount? 358 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,974 Reduce headcount? 359 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,685 yes i have it No problem. 360 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,478 i used to It is recommended to reduce the number of troops 361 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,522 Since I came here. 362 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,482 I even talked about in my interview. 363 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,735 I said, go ahead. 364 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,488 if i have to work another day with him, 365 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,115 I'm going to... [Click language] 366 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,324 I'm going to cut my throat. 367 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,618 yes but that's not the case How will you do it. 368 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,912 pick up the knife, Insert into the back of the trachea, 369 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,205 and shoot. 370 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,207 [Imitation of blood spurting] 371 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,922 You just had These messages are from yesterday. 372 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,382 Relax, everything is there under control. 373 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,759 Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah. 374 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,428 Oh, this is important. Correct. 375 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,348 Oh, this is so important I should have run to answer. 376 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,933 Shatatatatatata! 377 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,394 Shatatatatatata! 378 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,604 Shatatatatatata! 379 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606 Shata ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tah! 380 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,650 Shata ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tah! 381 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,319 Shatatatatatata! 382 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,613 Shatatatatatata! 383 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,615 Shatatatatatata! 384 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,451 Shatatatatatata! 385 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,994 What? 386 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,454 hurry up! 387 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,122 TheSix Million Dollar Man! 388 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,415 Steve Austin! 389 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,584 in fact it would be The salary is good for me 390 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,710 Don't you think so? 391 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,919 $6 million? 392 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,505 January memo: I deserve a raise. 393 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,090 Aren't they all? 394 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,468 sorry? 395 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,011 nothing. 396 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,805 if you are unhappy Plus your compensation, 397 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,267 maybe you should Is it okay to talk to HR? 398 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,810 Not today, okay? 399 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,022 Pam, it's just... Be professional. 400 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,318 [deep sigh] 401 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,236 What bothers me About my job? 402 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,697 Talent is wasted. 403 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,241 You see, businesses can Come down here, 404 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,245 They might say, "I'm sorry, Michael. 405 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,538 "How did you do it? 406 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:59,084 "How to create a team Cooperate so well? 407 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:03,421 How do you make people so happy? And so effective? " 408 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,090 They might ask me this question. 409 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:10,095 Uh, but they don't If you have any questions, just ask me. 410 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932 That's the tragedy. 411 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,691 [speaking softly] 412 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,900 [clears throat] 413 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,319 I don't like Act like a child. 414 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,487 Know what I mean? 415 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,197 But he just... 416 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,033 What are you doing? He's just that kind of... 417 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,369 Well, to be honest, Dwight, 418 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:38,790 I don't want to own Look at you and... 419 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,709 You can't do this. 420 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,503 Well, why not? 421 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,839 Health and Safety Regulations. 422 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,465 Health and Safety Regulations... 423 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,759 Well, I'm not sure Where are you going. 424 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,262 Crushed by cardboard or... 425 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,722 No. 426 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,141 First, Block light. 427 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,392 [Whispers] That's fine. 428 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,228 Second... 429 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,731 Misuse of company documents. 430 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:07,485 Misuse of company documents. 431 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,698 Well, I pay my students Loan, that's fine. 432 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,826 then i want Buy a new car... 433 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,454 Never used it, but, you know, new car 434 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,581 At the age of 25, I did it. 435 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,916 I did this. 436 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,546 Since then, I didn't go back to school. 437 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,506 I am not married. 438 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,966 I didn’t write a book, 439 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,802 Or I don’t have kids or anything 440 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:33,928 But... you know what? 441 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:38,058 But my car is almost five years old now. 442 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:42,520 And this thing Wise as a whip. 443 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,481 Really smart. 444 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,900 CleverKnight Rider. 445 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,402 i want to talk About my father. 446 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,654 i learned a lot My father's. 447 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,325 The most important thing is, The main lessons he taught me were: 448 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,577 pain. 449 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,788 I can hold my fingers in the flame of a match 450 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,873 11 seconds. 451 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,294 Can you give me a price? On matte coat SRA-1? 452 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:10,590 Uh, if I can't see you, I can't hear you, Dwight, so... 453 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,844 tell me. 454 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,222 No, I can't hear you So if you want to... 455 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,640 I'm here. You can tell me now. 456 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,519 No if you want to talk to me Call me, okay? 457 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,568 [phone ringtone] 458 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,990 It's in voicemail. 459 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,993 Yes, just leave a message. 460 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,037 Hi, it’s me, Dwight. 461 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,081 Well, I need the price of matte-- 462 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,374 Oh my gosh, this is so stupid. 463 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,625 you are right, This is stupid. 464 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,502 Uh, sorry, man. 465 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,087 This...I'm sorry. 466 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,296 What are you asking me? 467 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,798 Consistent. very good. 468 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,384 I need price per ton On SRA-1 with matte finish. 469 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,678 Now I have 360 here. 470 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,846 I know this can't be true. 471 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,224 I'm talking to Dave Earlier on... 472 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,686 I know you're not here. 473 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,355 So you can’t hear 474 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,443 What I am saying now, 475 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,612 But I won’t talk to myself, Because they are filming. 476 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,033 People responded Contact with people 477 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,994 That's what I give them. 478 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,166 I can look at the customers, I can say, 479 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,918 "Hello, how are you? 480 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,963 How is business? » 481 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,508 we can come and go for a while, 482 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,260 Then I would say, 483 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,847 "How much- How many paddles do you want? " 484 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,057 They will command it, 485 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,601 Then I will be careful All sales. 486 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,770 i will make sure They got this piece of paper. 487 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,563 They appreciate this. 488 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,732 Hey, hey. 489 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,984 What is it? 490 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,946 Wired. John Belushi. 491 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,032 A wild and crazy guy. 492 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,121 oh i'm scared this morning. 493 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,581 Oh, really? Yes. 494 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,417 I thought I found a lump Did you know? 495 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,671 I checked it out, uh... Check your jewelry once a month. 496 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:17,300 This time, you know, A little different. 497 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,928 very good. very good. 498 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,680 But it’s weird, man, you know? 499 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,848 Testicular cancer? God. 500 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,560 cancer My testicles are old, so... 501 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,649 What are you eating? 502 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,067 A smoked turkey. oh. 503 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,151 Oh, Corner Square? 504 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,946 Uh-huh. OK 505 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,990 Okay, see you later. 506 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,124 I think I am Here is a model. 507 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,042 I think I'm gaining Respect for people. 508 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,628 Attention everyone, Dunder Mifflin Employees, please. 509 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,381 we have a meeting As soon as possible in the conference room. 510 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,509 (Michael) The people I respect, my heroes, will be... 511 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,678 Bob Hope. 512 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,599 Uh... Abraham Lincoln. 513 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,810 certainly. 514 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:12,772 Bono. 515 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,859 Well, maybe God... 516 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,903 will be the fourth. 517 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,864 I just want all these people 518 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,242 really helped the world 519 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,953 in many ways 520 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,831 That's, uh... 521 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,461 It’s really hard to put into words. 522 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,005 [mispronunciation] It is really difficult to calculate. 523 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,548 Now I know there is Rumors abound, 524 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,883 I just want a little To set the record straight… 525 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,801 I am the deputy regional director. I should have known this first. 526 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,303 wizard Regional Director. 527 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,680 Okay, uh, can you? Please tell me please? 528 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,432 Tell me gently. Can you whisper in my ear? 529 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,767 I was about to Tell everyone. 530 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,268 You can't just Tell us--Please! 531 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,561 OK? Do you want me to tell them? 532 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,146 you don't know what it is. 533 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,397 [laughs] 534 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,815 Well, you tell them. With my permission. 535 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,525 I don't need... Permission granted. Pursue. 536 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,612 Company owned deemed appropriate 537 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,490 impose an ultimatum on me. 538 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,951 Jane thinks About downsizing 539 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,371 Stanford Branch or this branch. 540 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,706 I heard they might be Close this branch. 541 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,792 It's just... 542 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,335 this is just Rumors are circulating. 543 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,836 This is my first day. I really don't know. 544 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,922 Yeah, but Michael, What if they downsize here? 545 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,298 That won't happen. 546 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,508 This could be Michael, get out of your hands. 547 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,260 It won't leave my hand Stanley, okay? 548 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,679 I assure you. 549 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,930 Oh, can you agree? 550 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:27,889 At his mother's grave. 551 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432 Well... 552 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,059 No! 553 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,727 Well, yes, This is a promise. 554 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,354 And, frankly, I'm a little insulted 555 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,564 What you must keep Ask questions about it. 556 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,108 This is just We need to know. 557 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,694 I know. Wait a moment. 558 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,195 I think Pam wants Say something. 559 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,906 Pam, you, uh... 560 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,325 I'm looking at you I want to ask a question 561 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,078 Just now. 562 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,746 I was in a meeting With Jane, 563 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,040 she said Maybe this branch 564 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,709 This got the axe. 565 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,502 are you sure? 566 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,837 Listen, Pam... 567 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,255 Uh, maybe you should stay 568 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,800 Permanent confidentiality Conference Agreement. 569 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,093 Information is power, Pam. 570 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,428 So... 571 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:07,762 (Stanley) So you can't say for sure 572 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,097 If possible It's us or them, right? 573 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,098 No, no, no, no. 574 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,933 Stanley, no. 575 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,060 you haven't seen me Be with her. 576 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,688 I said yes, Well, if it's business 577 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,606 Want to come here and interfere, 578 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,567 so they left I have to go through me. 579 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,735 Correct? 580 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,987 You know, you can go The one who bothered Josh. 581 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,739 but i'm the boss of this family, 582 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,659 you won't I play with my chillun. 583 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,539 Stanley, listen. 584 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,750 This is my boat, I'm the captain, 585 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,877 you are righteous You have to trust me, okay? 586 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,545 All is well with the world. 587 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,755 Ekut, Michael, This is not a trust issue. 588 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,089 (Michael) Oui, this is reality. 589 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,966 It's a trust issue, Stanley. 590 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:49,012 Uh, uh... Am I fais-tu trusted? 591 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,681 I mean, yes or no? 592 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,475 Gee, Michelle. I trust you. 593 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,728 D'accord,il le fait. The meeting was therefore adjourned. 594 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,063 (Dwight) Well, it was a great meeting. 595 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,314 (Michael) Thank you very much for coming. 596 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:00,523 J'aurais mené une... 597 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,984 Those who ask for justice how many of you trust me? 598 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,861 Can I raise my hand? How many of you trust me? 599 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,196 (Michael) Dwight, you don't have to do this. 600 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,322 Phyllis, please put your hands down. 601 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,490 (Dwight) Well, you asked them. 602 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,616 I'm an assistant Regional Director. 603 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,451 AssistantGermany Regional Director. 604 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,744 Thank you for visiting. You're welcome. 605 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,871 Do you trust me? No. 606 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,374 Si je partais, que ferais-je avec... 607 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,835 it's all useless Information in my head? 608 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,253 Do you know? 609 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,215 Tonnage Grand Prix Manila Files? 610 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,842 Yeah, Pam's favorite. Save Yaur? 611 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,219 This is a mixture of berries. 612 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,891 (Pam) Jim said mixed berries? 613 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,896 Oh, uh, uh, ouais, il est sur moi. 614 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,981 Uh... [desrires] 615 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,067 Wow, wow, wow, wow. Méfiez-vous de ce type. 616 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,777 Dwight Schrute dans le bâtiment. 617 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,070 This is Ryan, new temperature 618 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,196 What's new? Nice to meet you. 619 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,614 Introduce yourself. Polly Street. 620 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,866 Well, Dwight Schrute, Regional Deputy Director. 621 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,910 Assistant Regional Director. 622 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,496 Alois, uh, Dwight, kung fu kung fu 623 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,665 Wait. 624 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,376 Well, yes, I had a '78 280Z. 625 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,961 Je l'ai acheté 1 200, Fix it. 626 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:03,920 It's worth three thousand dollars now. 627 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963 This is the son's profit. 628 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,631 Yeah, uh, new engine, suspension. 629 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,050 I received the new spray. J'ai queques photo. 630 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,261 oh! Damn it! 631 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,303 Jim! Japanese encephalitis -- 632 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,264 Wait, wait. Le juge est en séance. 633 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,849 What's the problem here? 634 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,184 He took my stuff Still in the jelly! 635 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,687 [Pam laughs] 636 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:21,938 Really professional. Thanks. 637 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,690 This is already the third time, it's not funny 638 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,066 first two times Not anymore, Jim! 639 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,276 Everything is fine here. 640 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,570 Uh, but people sometimes take advantage of 641 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,113 Because it's so relaxing. 642 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:34,325 I'm a volunteer police sergeant Weekend MP. 643 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,828 and you can't Cum is there. 644 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,747 Somehow One of the rules. 645 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:39,873 [laughs] What is it? 646 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:40,874 This is my stapler. 647 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,792 No no no no! Don't delete it. 648 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,461 you have to eat it come out from there, 649 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,087 because there is hungry people in the world, 650 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,255 Also, what I hate, 651 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,341 this is a waste This kind of food. 652 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,592 Well, you know what? You can be a witness. 653 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,678 Can you please scold him? 654 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,888 How did you know it was me? 655 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:55,972 (Dwight) It's still you. 656 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,307 are you going To discipline him or not to discipline him? 657 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,434 Oh, discipline, perversion! 658 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,520 Okay, here it is Here’s the deal, guys. 659 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,773 a joke story Here's what you need to know 660 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,983 When does it start? and when to stop. 661 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,151 Yes, 662 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,570 Jim, it's time 663 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,198 stop investing Dwight's personal belongings 664 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,784 In jelly. 665 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,327 [clears throat] OK. 666 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,037 Dwight, I'm sorry because... 667 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:22,082 I always have been Your biggest pie. 668 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,124 [laughs] 669 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,293 Hahahaha, not bad! 670 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,420 That's it Right here. 671 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:28,880 it just kinda fits Round and round. 672 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,132 You, uh, you should have Put it in the "cream". 673 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,051 Oh hey! Yes! 674 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,470 Newcomer! He scored. 675 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,638 Okay, great. 676 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,598 I guess what I am most concerned 677 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,142 What a pity to company property. 678 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,770 That's all. 679 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,108 Pudding. 680 00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,943 By placement. 681 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:53,405 I try to think What other desserts can be made. 682 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,490 (Jim) My dream job? 683 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:58,785 Part-time astronaut? Do you know? 684 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,329 this will give time do something 685 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:04,958 related to music, Because, I mean, 686 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,919 I think the best way is to get A girl and music together. 687 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,631 The best way is to really impress a woman 688 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,342 this means your weekend On the moon. 689 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,012 Correct? Is it just me? 690 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,346 [Both laugh] 691 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,681 do you like going out 692 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,391 at the end of the week Have a drink? 693 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,684 Yes. 694 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,561 Well, that's why We all go out. 695 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,146 So we can have Have a drink on the weekend. 696 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,355 So, when are we going out? 697 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,356 I have no idea. Tonight, I hope. 698 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,900 Well, yes. 699 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:33,611 Hey, man. 700 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:34,988 Hey! What's wrong? 701 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,406 Hello baby. Hey. 702 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:37,699 Well, Roy is my fiancé. 703 00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:40,535 we are engaged About, uh... 704 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,162 About three years. 705 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:45,123 And, uh, we should Getting married in September, 706 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:49,210 but i think we will Get married in the spring. 707 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:53,423 Roy is a good... 708 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,675 Big and small guys. 709 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,886 You know, he's huge. 710 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,846 I mean, he's awesome. It must be—— 711 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,390 He must be great, you know? 712 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,935 But he's big. 713 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,438 (Pam) Roy proposed on Valentine's Day. 714 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,898 Well, actually he didn't Do it yourself. 715 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,817 through a Valentine's Day Advertising 716 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:16,237 In the newspaper he said… 717 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:19,741 It must cost money This word, as it simply says, 718 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:24,662 "Does Roy like being married to Pam?" 719 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,832 I think it's great, Because it's not every day 720 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,503 What you get is Both romantic and frugal. 721 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,840 Do you mind if I go out? Have a drink with these guys? 722 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,425 Uh, no, no, Come on. 723 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,886 Thorton Stirsey, Go home. 724 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,389 Okay, uh, I'll do it. Just a few minutes. 725 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,474 17:20 pm. 726 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,894 jai tujul Do my fax, so... 727 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,108 are you okay? You should come with us. 728 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:54,567 Because you know, nous sortons tous, 729 00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:56,277 et ça pourrait être A great opportunity for you to... 730 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,446 see what people are like en dehors du Bureau. 731 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,281 You say, I think This could be fun. 732 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,366 No, ca a l'air bien. 733 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,534 Oh no. 734 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,702 series, All is well with our Devon. 735 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,037 Ouch ouch ouch ouch. 736 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:18,967 Hmm...what's in there... What's in the bag? 737 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,301 Just tell him I'll talk to him later. 738 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:22,512 No, absolutely. Okay, man, that's great. 739 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,931 It'll be fine. 740 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:32,230 Do I think I'll be invited? At a wedding? 741 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:42,824 I like Roy because He is, uh... 742 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:45,201 He's very protective. 743 00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:49,205 He's a great provider. 744 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:52,334 That's what my father said. 745 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,669 Strong. 746 00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:58,340 Uh... I—— 747 00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,883 It's just that I know I love him 748 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:03,678 because of how many My family loves it. 749 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,765 So, uh, have you Have you ever felt that atmosphere? 750 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,350 We work hard, We played hard. 751 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,560 Sometimes we play hard When we should be working hard. 752 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,020 Correct? 753 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,482 Well, I guess the atmosphere I created it here 754 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,275 That's because I'm a friend first 755 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,069 and the second boss. 756 00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,653 Probably, uh... [knock on door] 757 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:21,821 The third artist. 758 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,699 Wait a moment! Correct? 759 00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:27,160 Oh, hey, you, uh, 760 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:29,162 do you like it What happened to Jamie Kennedy? 761 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,830 Yes. Punk and stuff like that? 762 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,207 Well, uh... 763 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,708 You will Be my accomplice. 764 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:34,876 move on With this, okay? 765 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,419 OK Follow my example. 766 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,630 Stop pimping me, okay? Come in! 767 00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:41,383 So, uh, the company just I said I didn't want to... You received a fax. 768 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:42,926 Oh, thank you, Pam. 769 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,261 Pam, can you come in? One second? 770 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,554 Sit down. 771 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:47,722 I was about to go I'll call you anyway. 772 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:50,392 Well, you know Ryan. 773 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,727 Well, as you know, 774 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,813 Staffing will be reduced. 775 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:59,818 and you did it my life is much easier 776 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:04,280 Nselajeves I have to let you go first. 777 00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:06,157 What? for what? 778 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,243 for what? Well, Vol. 779 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:09,244 etc. 780 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:10,245 Waller? 781 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,454 Uh-huh. 782 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,416 Uh, what to do? Goodbye? 783 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:16,126 Notes sticky notes. 784 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,752 Post-it notes? Ouais. 785 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,587 Que val-ils, Genre, 50 centimes? 786 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,089 50 cents, ouais. 787 00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:23,216 you volez 1 000 sticky notes à 50 centimes, 788 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:26,803 et, tu sais, tu as Make profit...profit. 789 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,305 You know I'll lead us Well, Pam. 790 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,267 are you serious? 791 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,144 Oops, ouch, uh... 792 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:36,646 Uh, what— I can't believe this. 793 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:39,607 I mean, I never even As many were stolen as paper clips; 794 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,193 Now you fired me. 795 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,779 The best thing is This is, uh, 796 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:48,116 we won't have Pay you severance. 797 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:52,328 because it is Serious misconduct and, uh... 798 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,874 So just clear your desk. sorry. 799 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:04,007 [sobbing] 800 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:15,393 You've been "Xed", punk! 801 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,686 surprise! This is a joke! 802 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,104 We're kidding! 803 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:19,397 [laughs] Did you see it? 804 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,815 Well, there he is. 805 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:22,150 He is my accomplice. 806 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:25,653 And just a little bit Something to boost morale. 807 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:29,282 We showed The new kid on the block, so to speak... 808 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:31,326 give it to him in some way The atmosphere of the place. 809 00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,870 So you fucking- 810 00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,830 My God, you are… We totally understand you... 811 00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:38,208 You're an asshole! 812 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:41,127 oh i don't know About that. 813 00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:43,088 [sound of door closing] 814 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:58,937 what is most important Doing things for a business? 815 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:03,274 Is it cash flow? Is it in stock? 816 00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:04,859 Uh-huh. 817 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:07,153 It's the people. 818 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,489 people. 819 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:10,949 My proudest moment is here 820 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:14,411 Not when My profits increased by 17%. 821 00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:16,871 or when i cut back 822 00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,540 without losing an employee. 823 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,166 No no no no no. 824 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:23,336 he is a young A Guatemalan. 825 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,047 The first job in the country, Speaks almost no English. 826 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:28,550 I came over and said: 827 00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:31,094 [Spanish accent] "Mr. Scott, 828 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:36,766 Will you be a godfather? My child's? » 829 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:40,061 [normal sound] Wow. Wow. 830 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,313 Wow. 831 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,317 In the end it didn't work out. 832 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,278 We had to let him go. He's just trash. 833 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:54,200 [sniffles] 834 00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,326 Hey. 835 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:56,703 Hey. Hey. 836 00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:57,912 How are you? OK. 837 00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:00,331 i thought you were Go out for a drink with... 838 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:01,875 Oh no no. 839 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:04,419 I just, uh... 840 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:06,004 How is your headache? 841 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:07,464 Much better. Thank you. OK. 842 00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:09,007 Well, that's great. 843 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,633 This is, uh... Really? 844 00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:13,470 Well, you, uh... 845 00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:14,429 Am I going out? 846 00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:15,722 Yes. 847 00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,432 Yes. Do you want it? 848 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,225 Yes. Great. 849 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,977 let me... [car horn blaring] 850 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:23,104 Oh, Roy. Yes. 851 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:24,522 listen, Have a great weekend. 852 00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:26,691 Wais pardoned. The same to you. 853 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:29,819 enjoy it. 854 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:34,908 [Laporte Se Ferme] 855 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,452 [Soup skin] 856 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:40,455 [music rock] 857 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:48,421 ♪ ♪ 858 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,225 Are you talking about Michael Scott? I? 859 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,142 Moy? Michael Scott? 860 00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:02,435 [car horn blaring] 861 00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:04,270 Uh... 862 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:07,399 looks like a lunch cart Yes. 863 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,236 Reasonable articles about tires quelque chose ici! 864 00:35:12,904 --> 00:35:16,032 Should I speak out? 865 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:18,076 Good morning? 866 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,664 This is the direction From the perspective of the deceased, 867 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:26,292 i am your form negative answer 868 00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:30,380 of something Right above my head. 869 00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:36,344 This camera stuff is amazing. 870 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,347 Now I noticed, Hello. 871 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:42,183 It's all around me, Waiting for you to come 872 00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:46,354 Broxler, Ataxler, block it somehow, 873 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,024 I can get out right away. 874 00:35:49,065 --> 00:35:50,734 I'm terrible, I said You have worked so hard, 875 00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:54,070 But I do my job. 876 00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:58,074 See how it looks. 877 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:01,244 [Toy imitates flatulence] 878 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,747 Just like smart pants, But I call it a pants fart. 879 00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:07,375 So a man called and he Think—— 880 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:11,254 He does think our The advertisement read Opium Paper. 881 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:13,465 Opia paper. 882 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:18,261 And the quantity he bought was pretty good Opia paper. 883 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:20,555 I fixed it once. I said "photocopy paper". 884 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,891 He just didn't hear me, so... 885 00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:24,267 But it's been a great month. 886 00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:26,269 Can I just say one thing? 887 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:30,565 Well, my friend is Jewish, Eric Geller. 888 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:34,569 And a few years ago, He, uh... 889 00:36:34,611 --> 00:36:37,072 Show me how... I can plant a tree in Israel, 890 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:40,283 So I planted a tree. 891 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:44,120 So... you know, because... 892 00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,748 Yes, we work on paper, But you know, 893 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,458 I try to give back. 894 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,668 I want people, when they come here 895 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,754 just to know This isn't just business. 896 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:54,506 Mainly business, But it's not all business. 897 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:55,632 This is business, But a little... 898 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,175 There is also a fun side work. 899 00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:58,718 many people I have some complaints 900 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,304 About Michael The boss is too strict. 901 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:03,223 i don't think michael A tough boss. 902 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,850 I like discipline. 903 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,269 I like being told what to do. 904 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,271 I'm going to take it out and play games. 905 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,690 I know someone talk about me, 906 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,858 I don't have A sense of humor. 907 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,902 But that's not the case. 908 00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:18,154 I find a lot of things interesting. 909 00:37:18,196 --> 00:37:22,826 Well, monkeys are interesting. 910 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,619 They are very interesting. 911 00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:27,956 I guess my main philosophy This is it. 912 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,749 I know how to kill you 913 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,128 But this is not necessarily the case It means I will. 914 00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:36,172 Hello, my name is Michael Scott. 915 00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,759 I am the best boss in the world.